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An Art Guy I Know

Every now and again I make mention to my brother-in-law (is that what he is? I think he is.) Joe Pascale. Joe is a brilliant visual artist who works mostly with cartooning and animation (He also Rawks the Casbah solid with his brosefs in Calvaire). Any time I visit the Pascale family (whom I love wholeheartedly by the way) I make a point of taking some time to have a look at any of his newer work, or revisit my favorites. So I'm going to put up a few of my favorite pieces here, with their titles, and I hope you all enjoy!

Stomach Hungry....Won't Shut Up....Must Eat Kittens...Too Allergic....


Fuck Your Dance


Morgan and Blogggs


Stan the Man... What's the Plan?


Untitled


Most Women Aren't Funny


EDIT: Apparently, blogger is cutting off the edges, its not really ruining the images, but to see them in their full splendor, check out the group "The Wet Nurse" on Facebook.

The Halos are a comin'

I recently submitted a short article to an editor of a St. FX school newspaper, my good friend Will Fitzpatrick. I am publishing it here verbatim.

Next week (Sept 25) Halo 3 is being released. The sheer number young people who will be standing outside of their local video-game selling outlet at 11:59 pm on Monday the 24^th would shock and astound even the most stalwart gamer. Why would so many give up their time and money (approx. $150 for the limited edition box of the game) for a video game. If you need to ask, you've obviously not played this game's predecessors. Halo and Halo 2, both released on microsoft's former console, the xbox, were some of the best selling and most loved games that the world have ever seen. An engaging storyline, cooperative gameplay, and one of the most well delivered multiplayer experiences ever offered on a console (especially in the second iteration).

With the third game, Bungie, the company producing the game, has promised a number of features which should push this trilogy's closing act into a whole new realm of popularity. Firstly, the cooperative gameplay (my personal favorite aspect of halo games) has been buffed from two players to a maximum of four players over xbox live. So you and three friends can all be working on ridding the world of the evil alien covenant together in the comfort of your own homes.

Secondly, every multiplayer game is automatically recorded and offered to each player after the match has ended. The replays can then be edited, viewed, and shared over xbox live. This means never again will a player be disappointed when his cries of “DID YOU SEE THAT?!” are not answered in the affirmative.

Lastly comes a genre defying multiplayer gameplay type, called 'The Forge'. A team based game, The Forge invites each team to select one player who receives omnipotent power. That player can alter the map in wonderfully radical ways. They can bring in new weapons and drop them near teammates. They can pick up vehicles and fly them across the map, with teammates inside. They can create and control walls as cover for teammates. Essentially, each team gets to have the favor of a minor God.

I for one am very excited about this game, and will be one of the many waiting until midnight come this Monday, and if you're reading this, I'm sure you are too. Probably not my game of the year (That battle rages between Bioshock (which has a good head start), and Half-Life 2: Episode 2), but one I will be playing for years to come.

My erection grows by the minute...

So a writer for Absolute punk magazine put up a personal review of the forthcoming Coheed and Cambria album on the band's top fan site, cobaltandcalcium.com. Those of you who know me well, know that Claudio Sanchez is the only Human Being with whom I would break both my vow of chastity and my strict heterosexual policy. Thus, I'm sure you can assume that my excitement levels are peaking, as is my penis. The review uses some phrases which I think must have been designed by some out of work propaganda writer specifically wanting to make me salivate. For example:

"This is the hardest rocking, loudest, and most instrumentally intense Coheed record yet..."

or this gem:

"...the riffage is on fire, seriously I feel like it's burning a hole in my CD player, this record is hot, flaming fire."

and of course the writer's final message to me, personally:

"Coheed and Cambria were the saviors of rock and roll but now..... they ARE rock and roll."

I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. The album releases on the 23rd of October, and I recently bought tickets to see the band in Toronto several days later, the 29th, and according to this, I will be complete on that day, both mentally and sexually. I won't introduce the band here for lack of time, but if anyone reading this that has not yet introduced themselves to Claudio and his squadron, PLEASE ask me, and I will lend you albums, and DVDs, and comic books, and I promise you will be won over.

The madness must end